What You'll Get
The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get a new-patient exam, cleaning, and x-rays at Applegate Dental in West Seneca (a $270 value). New patients also receive 15% off all additional procedures for 12 months and 50% off custom whitening for 24 months.
Helmed by Dr. Lee M. Shainbrown, Applegate Dental safeguards pearly whites with modern, plaque-fighting technology. During the appointment, Dr. Shainbrown scours cuisine-disassembling apparatuses for signs of decay and misplaced toothpaste caps with thoroughness and care. A meticulous cleaning rids jaw squares of plaque and tartar deposits, leaving mouths feeling fresher than a just-laundered stick of spearmint gum, before a set of digital x-rays allows the sleuthing dentist to search for hard-to-detect cavities and other enamel squatters.
The newly brightened smilers also enjoy 15% off additional tooth-sprucing procedures, ranging from tooth-colored fillings to fluoride treatments, for a year after the exam. Custom whitening treatments, which can be purchased at half off for two years after this exam, scare the yellow off teeth using the same serum that ghosts drink to stay alabaster fresh.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 5 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Applegate Dental
Dr. Lee Shainbrown, DDS, of Applegate Dental finds that empathy is paramount in helping people to smile comfortably and confidently, stating: "Treating people the way that I would want to be treated plays a very important role in my job." Together with Dr. Jeannette Woods, DDS, the compassionate doctor strives to put patients at ease during preventive-care visits or cosmetic procedures such as bonding and veneers. Dr. Shainbrown participates in multiple educational seminars every year to stay current on dentistry innovations, including laser tissue management and low-radiation digital x-rays that reveal cavities and how old teeth are according to their rings. In keeping with his patient-centered philosophy, Dr. Shainbrown is available for emergency treatments via an around-the-clock answering service.