The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage at Aprile Chiropractic Center in Lutz (a $70 value). For a limited a time, Groupon customers that are new patients are also offered a complimentary chiropractic examination that includes an x-ray if medically necessary and a report from Aprile Chiropractic Center.
Aprile Chiropractic Center’s licensed massage therapist evacuates stress from corporeal premises during a variety of massage services. As varying pressure and smooth gliding strokes release tension chained to the walls of muscle, blood flow increases and feel-good endorphins come flooding like tears during a documentary about the eye. The one-hour massage can heal strained muscles, improve posture, and strengthen the immune system. As clients experience relaxation, different massage techniques work to improve their mobility and flexibility enough to beat Gumby in rhythmic gymnastics competitions.
The soothing services take place behind the green doors of Aprile Chiropractic Center, where natural-toned walls hover over plush treatment tables that implore stress to hibernate. Warm lighting hovers over carpeted floors and health-inspired, framed posters guard walls like a goalie guards a goal or a bookie guards a copy of Green Eggs and Ham.
Land O' Lakes
1868-A Highland Oaks Blvd.
Lutz, Florida 33559