The burden of aches and pains makes it impossible for humans to run as fast as cheetahs, which is why the human diet is virtually devoid of gazelle meat. Keep fast food from getting away with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage at Aprile Chiropractic Center in Lutz (a $70 value). For a limited a time, Groupon customers that are new patients are also offered a complimentary chiropractic examination that includes an x-ray if medically necessary and a report from Aprile Chiropractic Center.
Aprile Chiropractic Center’s licensed massage therapist evacuates stress from corporeal premises during a variety of massage services. As varying pressure and smooth gliding strokes release tension chained to the walls of muscle, blood flow increases and feel-good endorphins come flooding like tears during a documentary about the eye. The one-hour massage can heal strained muscles, improve posture, and strengthen the immune system. As clients experience relaxation, different massage techniques work to improve their mobility and flexibility enough to beat Gumby in rhythmic gymnastics competitions.
The soothing services take place behind the green doors of Aprile Chiropractic Center, where natural-toned walls hover over plush treatment tables that implore stress to hibernate. Warm lighting hovers over carpeted floors and health-inspired, framed posters guard walls like a goalie guards a goal or a bookie guards a copy of Green Eggs and Ham.
Aprile Chiropractic Center
Dr. Joseph Aprile returned to his Tampa hometown after obtaining his chiropractic license, which he now uses to promote whole-body wellness with advanced chiropractic care. Whether dealing with twinges of pain caused by sports injuries, car accidents, or crushing tax refunds, Dr. Aprile and his associate, Dr. Simon Groseclose, espouse a natural healing philosophy that ditches drugs and surgery for corrective spinal adjustments, spinal decompressions, and digital x-rays. The doctors further encourage well-being with laser-therapy sessions, which aim to stimulate the body’s natural healing process by repairing injured tissues with infrared wavelengths. Dr. Aprile is also a licensed massage therapist, and he puts his hands to work gently kneading tight muscles and joints with custom massages.