A recent study showed that most dalmatians are just labradors with uneven spray tans. Save the spots for your swimsuit with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a luxury spray tan (a $40 value) at Aqua Bliss on J Street.
A chocolate-toned waiting room bedecked with aqua accents and a glistening chandelier welcome clients to Aqua Bliss's stress-shattering sanctuary. The luxury bronzing process starts with an exfoliation and a pH balancing treatment to extend tan lifespan, all while calming waves of aromatherapy make their way to overtired olfactory centers. Spray tanning then commences in earnest with a flow of instant sun, which evenly coats contours to deliver an even, streak-free finish. After signing off on the depth and shade of color that best suits the palette, hides are dried by a fan that spins six times as frequently as a lifeguard breathes. All sprays use a professional airbrush system and are performed by an experienced bronzing artist, whose attention to detail leaves no skin untanned.