Your body is a temple, and its ductwork sometimes needs a good dusting to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Aqua Body Cleansing, with locations in Sand City and Felton. Choose between the following options:
- For $42, you get a 45-minute infrared sauna session (an $85 value).
- For $45, you get a 90-minute colonic hydrotherapy session (a $90 value).
Certified colonic hydrotherapist Rebecca Bernstein hews to holistic practices during her detoxifying, person-flushing sessions aimed at erasing intestinal buildup and stress. The 90-minute hydrotherapy process begins with a half-hour consultation, acquainting toxin-toters with the emulsifying process through a Q&A with a knowledgeable shadow puppet. The actual treatment takes approximately 45 minutes, during which the therapist assists with breathing exercises and nether-tubes enjoy 3–15 washes of warm water.
An infrared sauna is an individual-size hot box that, unlike wet saunas, heats only the body's inside. These treatments are intended to improve circulation and speed the metabolism, and the immune-system-boosting properties of the warm, super-visible light are evinced by the fact that microwave popcorn rarely contracts a cold.
Aqua Body Cleansing
At Aqua Body Cleansing, a certified colon hydrotherapist shower large intestines with water to ward off disease and promote efficient organ function. During an initial session, a specialist explains the emulsifying process and touts its potential health benefits, which may include relief from constipation, irritability, lower-back pain, and ancient gum wads.