Your body is a temple, and its ductwork sometimes needs a good dusting to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a 90-minute colon-hydrotherapy session at Aqua Body Cleansing (a $90 value). This Groupon is valid at the locations in Felton and Sand City.
Certified colon hydrotherapist Rebecca Bernstein hews to holistic practices during her detoxifying sessions aimed at flushing the intestines of buildup and toxins. The 90-minute hydrotherapy session begins with a half-hour consultation, acquainting clients with the emulsifying process through a Q and A with a knowledgeable shadow puppet. The actual treatment takes approximately 45 minutes, during which the therapist assists with breathing exercises as nether tubes are flushed with 3–15 washes of water whose temperature can be adjusted to clients' liking. The hydrotherapy cleans and hydrates the colon as the water works to remove toxins that could lead to disease and impede the path for rollerblading pancakes.
Aqua Body Cleansing
At Aqua Body Cleansing, a certified colon hydrotherapist shower large intestines with water to ward off disease and promote efficient organ function. During an initial session, a specialist explains the emulsifying process and touts its potential health benefits, which may include relief from constipation, irritability, lower-back pain, and ancient gum wads.