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$249 for One Syringe of Juvéderm Dermal Filler ($600 Value)

Dr. Armogan combats facial wrinkles with injections of Juvéderm, a smooth gel solution that can help to diminish imperfections and restore lost skin volume. During the 45-minute treatment, fine lines around the mouth, nose, and lips often show noticeable smoothing and plumping results, which last 6–18 months.

Aqua Medical Spa

With an inventory of medical lasers and cosmetic injectables at his disposal, Dr. Edward Armogan of Aqua Medical Spa fulfills his mission to stave off the effects of aging. His treatments range in scope from body-wide hair removal and fat reduction to rejuvenating small, specific areas such as age spots due to sun exposure and lines around the mouth from a past career as a marionette. A physician by trade, Dr. Armogan can also turn his expertise on common medical concerns and clear up acne, rosacea, and unwanted moles.