Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Refute Newton with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at Aqua Med Spa in Mississauga (a $200 value).

A certified Botox injector, Dr. E.D. Armogan reduces the appearance of patients’ facial wrinkles during 10- to 15-minute treatments. At the start of the smoothing session, the client and doctor identify troublesome fauna, such as crow’s feet and forehead furrows, to be targeted during the speedy procedure. Then, several small injections of Botox are administered, forcing laugh and frown lines to evacuate the premises and find work on a comedy-tragedy mask. Clients can return to normal activities immediately, with results varying for different people and lasting up to four months.

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