What You'll Get
Every time dead skin cells are removed from your body, a new layer of skin is revealed, until finally all that remains is a Russian matryoshka doll painted to resemble your spirit animal. Reveal the radiance that lies beneath with today's Groupon: for $65, you get a microdermabrasion and a 30-minute facial (a $190 value) at Aqua Vitae Spa & Laser in South Surrey.
Aqua Vitae Spa & Laser spiffs up exoskeletons with indulgent spa services that relax and detoxify, producing attractive exteriors and at-peace insides. The microdermabrasion process gently removes dull dermis to unveil a supple profile, summoning long-distance pinches from aunts who smell like gray. Following the cell-shedding session, mugs undergo a half hour of intense cleansing, exfoliation, and extractions, along with a stress-jettisoning massage. Facials employ opulent, marine-based Phytomer products to power skin that glows with more bioluminescence than celebrity giant squids. Neutral earth tones complement the calm flicker of candlelight that fills the tranquil oasis.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 24, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Upgrades available at additional fee. Must use in 1 visit. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.