What You'll Get
People go to great lengths to achieve weight-loss goals, with plans that always seem to include a strict helium diet administered by a dirigible pilot. Expurgate unwanted weight without floating away with today's Groupon for one Aqualipo liposuction procedure at The LipoSurgery Clinic on Blanco Road or Laser Cosmetic Solutions Medical Spa in Seguin. Choose between the following options:
- For $999, you get one liposuction procedure for the chin, upper abdomen, or lower abdomen (up to a $3,000 value).
- For $1,499, you get one liposuction procedure for the love handles, outer thighs, inner thighs, hips, arms, or bra line (up to a $3,600 value).
Aqualipo employs a water-based fat-removal system to infiltrate under the skin and gently evict unwanted fat from designated body regions. During a consultation, a physician will photograph, mark, and artfully sketch the desired treatment area before surgeons apply a local anesthetic and cut a small incision in the fat layer which, like the contents of your soul, lies just beneath the skin's surface. The Aqualipo fat-removal system then casts out unwanted fat cells while simultaneously promoting skin tightening, leaving behind a more toned and trim epidermis.
The procedure typically lasts between 30 and 45 minutes, and because it requires no general anesthesia, most patients are discharged 15 minutes after completing the surgery, free to go about their daily business. Plus, clients can expect more instant results and less intense side effects—such as swelling, bruising, and uncontrollably acting out scenes from Flashdance —than one would experience from conventional liposuction procedures.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Valid only for option purchased. 7-day cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
Featured on programs such as The Dr. Oz Show and Good Morning America, Aqualipo’s water-assisted fat-removal system sneaks under skin to steal away lipid collections from designated body geography. Licensed physicians Dr. Jeffrey Caruth and Dr. Mauricio Giraldo photograph, mark, and sketch abstract self-portraits on the client's problem area before applying local anesthetic and cutting a small incision to reach the fat layer. Pulsing water jets then flush out fatty tissue with a sterile fluid, evicting lipids without stressing surrounding muscles, nerves, or other tissues. Unlike traditional liposuction, Aqualipo treatments require no general anesthesia and typically last 30–45 minutes, leaving most patients ready for discharge 15 minutes after completion. Clients can expect faster results and less intense side effects—such as swelling, bruising, and uncontrollably transmitting ham-radio signals—than those caused by conventional liposuction procedures.