One Colon-Hydrotherapy or Three Infrared-Sauna Treatments at Aquarian Wellness (Up to 57% Off)


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Detoxifying treatments remove accumulated waste & impurities to help reduce weight, boost body function & increase wellbeing

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Promotional value expires May 31, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 2 per visit. Valid only for service purchased. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

Colons, like garages, attics, and your nosy neighbor’s memory need a healthy cleaning at least once a year. Purge past impurities with today’s Groupon to Aquarian Wellness. Choose between the following options:

  • For $30, you get one colon-hydrotherapy session (a $65 value).
  • For $45, you get three 60-minute infrared-sauna sessions (a $105 value).<p>

Aquarian Wellness’s detoxifying treatments draw from ancient Ayurvedic cleansing practices and philosophies to rejuvenate clients’ overall health. During the colon-hydrotherapy session, temperature-controlled, filtered water flushes the colon to dislodge and wash away accumulated waste, toxins, and Bazooka Joe wrappers. The treatment removes poisons from potential contact with the lymphatic and circulatory systems, purifying the body and keeping the immune system purring. The treatment can help clients lose weight and inspire feelings of overall wellbeing, relaxation, and willingness to try brussels sprouts. The infrared sauna’s gentle heat boosts sweat production and stimulates the body’s own internal heat to facilitate natural detoxification through boosted circulation and lymphatic processes. As the body perspires, heavy metals and environmental toxins evacuate the body to leave clients as unencumbered as asteroids eloping into deep space. Within the toasty sauna’s confines, clients lose excess water weight and can assuage minor muscle aches due to tension or arthritis.

Aquarian Wellness

Aquarian Wellness adheres to the principles of ayurveda, an ancient Indian healing philosophy. Specializing in treatments designed to rejuvenate bodies inside and out, the staff conducts organ-purifying colon hydrotherapy, sweat-inducing infrared-sauna sessions, and circulation-boosting lymphatic drainages. Walnut-hued wooden sculptures with sleek silhouettes reminiscent of the human figure stand beneath the soaring ceilings. Oriental rugs pad feet amid glass cases full of elixirs and potted plants that rustle gently like fighting origami cranes. Clients meander past rose-colored expanses of marble draped in complimentary towels and use alkaline-filtered water to clean up and rehydrate. Aquarian Wellness is open from 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. Tuesday–Sunday.

Customer Reviews

Great experience.
Matthew C. · May 4, 2012
The colonic actually turned out to be a very enjoyable experience. I was a little apprehensive as to what I was getting myself into having never had one before but the hydotherapist (?) was extremely knowledgeable and made me feel relaxed. i would definitely recommend Aquarian Wellness in the future.
Erin F. · January 3, 2012
Had a great session! Will definitely return
Marissa C. · December 18, 2011

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