What You'll Get
Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature zambonis. Polish your masticating rink with today's Groupon: for $97, you get a dental exam ($63), digital full-mouth x-rays ($120), a cleaning with fluoride ($110), and an at-home teeth-whitening kit ($147) from Arbor Dental in Ann Arbor (up to a $440 total value).
Dr. Jaffer and his friendly staff re-tool teeth with state-of-the-art treatments, and provide a comfortable and educational patient experience. With the aid of an intra-oral camera, the clinic's expert eyes seek out signs of decay before taking a series of digital x-rays. After a scouring and fluoride treatment, patients leave the office equipped with at-home bleaching trays molded to their mouth's particular topography. With this convenient tonal transformation, chompers embark on a two-week whitening quest divided into 30-minute sittings once or twice a day.
Arbor Dental's waiting room welcomes tooth-toters with a cozy fireplace and complimentary coffee or tea. A DVD-ready television with headphones adorns each treatment room, giving patients the option to drown out the hygienist's promptings with their favorite Die Hard sequel.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 48hr cancellation notice required. New patients only. Not valid with insurance. Not valid for patients with gum disease. X-rays are non-transferable. Not valid with other offers Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Arbor Dental
Dr. Jaffer and his team of trained tooth techs improve mouths' health and appearances through a long list of services that includes cleanings, implants, braces, root canals, dentures, extractions, and whitening treatments. A flickering fireplace and complimentary coffee and tea offer homey warmth to clients as they wait to have their teeth liberated from poppy seeds affixed with hot glue, and each treatment room features a TV, DVD player, CD player, and headphones to stretch relaxation across entire visits. Patients can select a film from the practice’s library or bring one from home.