What You'll Get
Like the sincere warmth glistening in a beloved’s eyes, medical-grade lasers can improve the way you look and feel. Blast your body with feel-good energy using today’s Groupon: for $600, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Arbor Lakes Chiropractic Center in Maple Grove (a $1,200 value).
The Zerona low-level laser roves over subcutaneous fat deposits, zapping cells with a gentle beam that liquefies resident lipids. After the fluid flab exits through a temporary pore in the cell membrane, it is scrubbed out during the lymphatic system's regular loofah routine. The FDA-approved Zerona technology is gentle and noninvasive, meaning that clients can comfortably resume building a backyard Stonehenge with little to no pain or downtime. After a quick consultation, patients can expect each relaxing session to last approximately 40 minutes, during which they are free to read, daydream, or whistle.
At their Main Street chiropractic clinic, Doctors of Chiropractic Bryan Sullivan and Mark Sherping strive to maximize the body’s natural healing abilities with a variety of nonsurgical treatments that are customized to suit each client’s individual needs. The comfy facility is equipped with a play area for children and many windows overlooking the Arbor Lakes Shopping District, ensuring an enjoyable visit for humans young, old, and permanently binoculared.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Includes free consultation. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Arbor Lakes Lazer Chiropractic and Wellness
Dr. Don Jewell oversees an assortment of alternative health treatments and laser services intended to bolster overall wellness and self-image. Chiropractic care aims to straighten misaligned spines through precise adjustments, while holistic services—including lifestyle advice and nutritional counseling—empower clients to make more informed decisions about diet, exercise, and nutritional supplements. To cultivate surface-level beauty, the clinic also performs a range of laser-aided services, such as Zerona circumference-slimming treatments.