After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Today's Groupon to Arbor View House Bed and Breakfast, located in East Marion, offers respite from the chaos. This Groupon expires on May 25, 2011. Choose between two options:
- For $310, you get a two-night stay in any room (up to a $630 value), plus a $25 dinner voucher at your choice of two restaurants and a $35 voucher for tastings at 24 wineries. This two-night stay is valid Friday–Sunday or Saturday–Monday.
- For $149, you get a one-night stay in any room (up to a $315 value), plus a $35 voucher for tastings at 24 wineries. This one-night stay is valid Sunday–Thursday.
Built in 1780 and renovated in 1873, Arbor View House Bed and Breakfast envelops guests in a Victorian-style estate with plush furniture and luxurious décor amid Long Island's exquisite North Fork Wine Country. Each room takes its name from a type of wine, from the florally decorated Zinfandel Room to the burgundy-colored Merlot Room. Wash away mediocre motel memories in a private luxury bathroom or spend an hour soaking in the whirlpool tub. Complimentary wireless Internet keeps suite-dwellers in touch with close friends and important viral chinchilla videos. Flat-screen TVs, meanwhile, broadcast cable TV toward king- and queen-sized beds, covered in matching comforters and throw pillows. A full brunch in the morning prevents guests from accidentally eating the curtains, whose rich nutrients can't compensate for their awful taste.
In addition to a one- or two-night stay, this deal offers a $35 winery voucher for tastings at area wineries. Those who endeavor to stay for two nights can grab a $25 dinner voucher as well, filling bellies with fare from either The Frisky Oyster or Noah's, both located in Greenport. For an extra charge, the distinctive hotel administers scintillating spa services, including the aromatherapy bath––a romantic, candlelit experience that is designed to stimulate one's sense of smell, taste, touch, and impending "You may have already won $10,000,000!" letters.
This Groupon is valid for any of the rooms available at the time of your reservation.
Frommer's reviewed Arbor View House Bed and Breakfast and ranked it as 'very highly recommended.' Nearly 130 TripAdvisors give Arbor View House Bed and Breakfast a perfect average of five owl eyes. BedandBreakfast.com reviewers also give the business a five-star average:
- The cleanliness of the house and room was exceptional. The breakfast so delicious and the ice [sic] tea very tasty. – BedandBreakfast.com reviewer who visited in 8/2010
- Instead of going with the expected antique look, these affable innkeepers opted for a muted decor that leans more toward the sophisticated than the rustic. – Frommer's