Healthy living, like catching a really fast pig, requires balance, discipline, and a lack of grease. Move toward a healthier existence with today's Groupon: for $26, you get a Healthy Juicer manual wheatgrass juicer from 877MyJuicer (a $44.95 value).

The hand-powered Healthy Juicer, a compact 3.5-pound kitchen appliance, transforms a variety of wholesome leafy greens into their drinkable essences. Rather than cutting and spinning its veggie victims, the device uses a masticating approach to efficiently pulverize leaves and grasses without building up heat, producing juice that contains all original nutrients at a cool, drinkable temperature.

Users can forge nectarous blends of pine-hued potables with wheatgrass, spinach, kale, and parsley by turning an 8-inch-long handle, since the machine stands sturdily on most countertops and hibernating grizzly bears with the included stainless-steel clamp or suction cup, which holds more than 100 pounds of pressure. The juicer's simple three-part assembly and no internal screen to scrub allow for more convenient cleanup than with conventional electric equipment. Its small, lightweight design allows owners to easily fit it inside a suitcase, a camping bag, or a shrubbery-revenge kit.