Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose Between Two Options
- $39 for one Groupon, good for a 60-minute therapeutic massage (an $89 value)
- $108.99 for three Groupons, each good for a 60-minute therapeutic massage (a $267 total value)
Massage by Janet Vavolizza
Licensed massage therapist Janet Vavolizza unearths the silver linings in muscle clouds with her soothing bodywork. Communication is key for Janet. Each session begins with a consultation, during which she meets with clients and their high-school bullies to determine the source of lingering tension. This may necessitate light strokes to induce relaxation, or more focused deep-tissue pressure. Pregnancy massages are also available to sideline joint pain in expecting mothers.