What You'll Get
While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high-ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 70-minute massage of your choice at AREMEL Massage Therapy & Associates in Virginia Beach (a $60 value).
AREMEL Massage Therapy & Associates provides patrons with a relaxing spot for a quick stress-shedding retreat. With more than 30 years of combined experience, AREMEL’s staff is trained in smoothing out back kinks and kneading muscles into malleably relaxed body buttresses. An effective method of battling stress-related tension and ailments, massage has been proven as a beneficial treatment for sleep disorders, high blood pressure, spinal-cord injury, and taco neck.
Patrons can choose from a variety of massage techniques, including Swedish, relaxation, sports, deep tissue, or prenatal. Each massage therapist never performs more than five massages per day, ensuring every visitor obtains the highest-quality services. Additionally, customers are not rushed out of the treatment room, allowing them to bask in their post-massage glow and melt into a relaxed muscle puddle.
A skilled massage therapist will expertly remove knots from clients’ muscles like a master sailor with surprisingly kempt hands. AREMEL Massage Therapy will not only eradicate problematic back tension, but will also loosen stiff muscles and spark jealousy within rigid stone gargoyles and stressed-out jellyfish.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only, subject to availability. 24hr cancellation notice required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.