What You'll Get
Unless people alter their personal style from time to time, mirrors can become bored and replace one's reflection with the likeness of an evil twin or a hand-lettered sign that spells out "yawn." Keep mirrors entertained with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of salon services at Areté Salon in Johnston.
Areté's staff of beautifying specialists pampers customers from widow's peak to big toe with a full assortment of salon services. Haircuts for men ($20) and women ($35) tame stray strands after stylists consult patrons about whether to shape hairdos into trendy new styles or fully functioning birds' nests. Feather extensions with tinsel ($20+) imbue manes with the radiance of a fireproof phoenix, and waxing services ($8+) sculpt overgrown keratin patches. A spa pedicure ($45) tidies up digits, preparing feet for glass-slipper fittings or high-pressure auditions to play hands in a Broadway play. Areté eases the experience of waiting by occupying guests with complimentary WiFi access and television.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as gift. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Excludes feather extensions. Not valid on products. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.