Although using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, its repercussions could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $60, you get a one-hour photography session plus one 11"x14" and two 5"x7" prints from Aric & Angie Photography. Redeem this Groupon at one of five locations: Tolmie State Park, Tumwater Falls Park, Point Defiance Park, Glass Museum, and Chamber's Bay Golf and Trails. Call ahead to reserve your spot, because appointments are based on availability.
Upon arriving at your choice of location by car or cloud of fire and brimstone, you and up to five space-sharers (pets included) will enjoy 60 minutes of posing, smiling with eyes, and displaying teeth in a manner that won't enrage any nearby chimpanzees. Married shutterbugs Aric and Angie Becker have more than a decade of experience capturing the subtle gestures and quiet moments in weddings, casual portraits, and more, so they know all kinds of ways to bring out the vivacious vamp in even the most camera-shy subjects. Afterward, you'll select your favorite image and receive one 11"x14" and two 5"x7" take-home prints.
Though the Beckers didn't invent the camera, that doesn't mean they won't invent it someday. Put their nurturing directorial skills and time-freezing talents to the test by having them coax natural smiles out of your newborn, soon-to-be mom, high-school senior, pets, or family. You can also use your session to commemorate the joys of marital engagement or the promise of potential in a post-graduation smile. Besides capturing your soul into an easily portable format, photographic portraiture is a terrific way to reveal your best side in a controlled scenario and ensure that you'll have at least one Facebook photo of yourself where you're not hoisting a red plastic cup.