What You'll Get
A car with a muddy exterior tells passengers of rugged off-roading sessions, whereas a car with a muddy interior tells passengers of carpoolings with Swamp Thing. Pick your passengers wisely with today's Groupon: for $69, you get an exterior and partial interior detail for a car or SUV from Armando's Car Care in Lynn.
Each of Armando's thoroughly trained and vetted techs has four or more years of experience in restoring vehicles to a pristine state, which they channel into detail-oriented cleanings. Auto-aestheticians hand-wash exteriors and thoroughly swab out wheel wells and doorjambs. Techs brighten and shine tires, then groom the car's coat during a three-stage ritual that begins with a clay process to remove road grime, patches of rough or gritty texture, and the bodies of kamikaze dragonflies. Next, a machine clear-coat polish restorer smoothens minor blemishes, lifts light oxidation, and rousts the most stubborn of grime. Finally, techs hand apply a paste wax forged from a 100% carnauba and polymer blend that leaves a protective coat that's as reflective as a philosophy major the day after graduating.
In addition to mollycoddling exteriors, Armando's techs suck crumbs and dirt from interiors and trunks, then neutralize odors left after giving a ride to a hitchhiking family of garlic cloves. Workers shampoo floor mats and wipe down the dashboard and door panels with a cleaner and conditioner combo, leaving cars sprightly in and out to be reunited with their owners after 60–90 minutes apart.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Extra fee for oversized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.