Mannequins make wonderful pets because they quietly flaunt the latest fashions and don't need bones to love you unconditionally. Earn their ardor with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $100 worth of men's apparel at Armandos.
The helpful staff at Armandos' all-purpose boutique has dedicated almost 30 years to the hawking of high-end men’s apparel, shoes, and accessories. Sharp shirts by Smash drape comfortably over taut torsos ($79–$99), and a wide selection of designer ties serve as elegantly patterned upper-body ornaments ($29–$49). Instead of carrying a puppy around the office, bosses aiming for the "approachable" look can assemble an outfit with a Steven Land dress shirt ($49–$59), a Stacey Adams ascot ($29), and jeans from Buffalo ($79–$99). Head and toe swaddlings include snappy hats from Bailey ($49–$69) and protective foot fortresses from Giorgio Brutini ($59–$89). Armandos also touts an epic selection of fragrant colognes ($39–$99), which can be used to impress the onsite tailor, who is always available to shape threads to body types of all stripes.