Simple laziness has spurred many culinary inventions, including the sandwich, the blender, and the pizza, which was invented as a way to wheel heavy ingredients from place to place. Transport your palate with today’s Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of Italian fare at The Original Arnie Salerno's in Berwyn.

Since 1965, The Original Arnie Salerno’s has cured pizza cravings with a menu of hearty Italian fare. Enfolded within a meatball sandwich, sauce-doused spheroids cozy up inside fresh bread under cover of melted cheese ($7.95). A team of ingredients plays atop pizzas ranging from 8 ($6.05+) to 16 inches ($19.69+), avoiding the eyes of the anchovies, forever chosen last. Dig into the lasagna's strata of fresh noodles, sauce, and cheese ($13.95) like an archeologist uncovering the secrets of the lost pizza parlors of Etna, or excavate sweet cheese from a cannoli shell ($3.50). Blue umbrellas shade people watchers at sidewalk tables, and the bar area taunts four eyes by hosting five 55-inch flat-screen televisions.