What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $1,199, you get six Zerona laser treatments at the Zerona Laser Center at Arsenault Family Chiropractic Centers's North Hampton location (a $2,495 value).
The staff at Arsenault Family Chiropractic Centers harnesses the FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over target areas, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water slides. The gentle, noninvasive treatment requires little to no recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 2/7/11, treatments must be completed within 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older. Must use all treatments on same area. Must meet medical requirements. Includes required pre-treatment consultation. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.