Art of Modern Dentistry

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In a Nutshell

  • In-office treatment
  • Quick procedure
  • Fast results
  • Redeemable at two locations

The Fine Print

Promotional value expires Mar 30, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 more as a gift. By appt only. Guardian consent required if 17 or under. Must have teeth cleaned within 90 days prior to appt. Not valid for pregnant women. No cash back. Not valid w/other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

A perfectly white smile determines how others perceive you by shining brightly enough to blind them to your second head and compound eyes. Let dazzling teeth disguise the effects of your mad science hobby with today’s Groupon: for $159, you get a Zoom! laser teeth-whitening treatment at Art of Modern Dentistry (a $399 value). This Groupon can be redeemed at Art of Modern Dentistry's South Loop or Lincoln Park locations.

The dedicated staff at Art of Modern Dentistry combines effective tooth-tending technology with meticulous skill and precision. For the state-of-the-art Zoom! laser whitening procedure, the shade of your teeth is carefully recorded before gums are shielded by a resin barrier and a thorough coating of hydrogen peroxide gel is applied to each mouth bone. A special dental UV light is then unleashed upon your unsuspecting incisors, bathing them in poltergeist-free light beams for 8–15 minutes. After two to three rounds of resin, gel, and shine showers, captive teeth are released back into the wild effectively camouflaged for snowy winter landscapes. Use this Groupon to brighten your own smile, or gift it to a loved one in need of a magical mouth metamorphosis.

Art of Modern Dentistry

The mouth doctors at Art of Modern Dentistry's Lincoln Park and South Loop offices hail from some of the top dental institutions in the country and attend to the multitudinous needs of teeth with preventive, restorative, and aesthetic treatments. As patients recline in comfy exam chairs while watching movies flash across flat-screen TVs, dental hygienists evict tartar and temporary tooth tattoos during routine cleanings. X-rays capture images of roots and jawbones that dentists can later glue to their break-room collage, and whitening procedures brighten smiles by removing coffee and tea stains. The team also performs surgical procedures, such as implanting custom-made artificial teeth.

Customer Reviews

I had to wait for almost a month for an appointment but it was worth the wait. They took care of me right away and the hygienist did a great job. Good experience overall.
Jose H. · November 5, 2016
Everyone was extremely polite and professional and the service advertised was the one provided. We even got a great deal of money off our next visit.
Michael E. · August 18, 2016
I had a great experience here. The zoom technician was beyond nice and I love the way my teeth turned out so far!
Katie H. · July 13, 2016
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  1. 1

    Lakeview

    3056 N Southport Ave.

    Chicago, Illinois 60657

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    South Loop

    1339 S Michigan Ave.

    Chicago, Illinois 60605

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