Regular meals are vital for sustaining life and give aquaphobes doctor’s orders to stay land-bound for at least 40 minutes a day. Anchor your appetite with today’s Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of American fare and drinks at Arthur Avenue in Smithtown.

Arthur Avenue serves up sophisticated American comfort fare to pacify rowdy panini proponents and calm belligerent burger bellies. The extensive menu introduces the concept of a dessertitizer with a starter of sweet-potato fries and melted marshmallow ($8.99). The marinated-skirt-steak panini keeps warm in a blanket of melted mozzarella ($13.99). Shake hands with twin lobster tails, which arrive after a quick shower in seasoned bread crumbs and butter ($25.99), or munch on the mixed grill’s trifecta of marinated chicken, skirt steak, and grilled shrimp ($25.99). Sprouts ages 10 and younger can select from their own list of kid-friendly fare ($3.99–$5.99) and are allowed to eat for free Sunday–Thursday thanks to a contract negotiated by a hard-bargaining toddler.

Flat-screen TVs hover over a double-sided bar and line the walls of the warm-toned, hardwood-floored interior. Live musical acts and weekly karaoke grace the restaurant's stage, attracting boogiers to the dance floor like magnets attract attention at a coin-collector convention.