Today’s Groupon cruises you through the city in high style. For $35, you get an hour in a limo (up to a $86 value) or a credit toward a limo bus from Arti Limousine. Purchase up to three hours to get three hours in a limo, which hold one–nine people depending on the car you choose, or put your three Groupons toward a limo bus, which seats 20–40 and runs $155–$325 per hour.
You don’t have to be the Grand Duke of Luxembourg to travel in a spotlessly beautiful stretch limo. Arti Limousine has an impressive fleet of luxury vehicles. Use your Groupon on the Lincoln Town Car, the Stretch Chrysler 300, the Cadillac Escalade ESV, or the Stretch Lincoln, or get a bunch of friends together and use your Groupons toward a ride in a limo bus. (Limo bus rental requires three-hour minimum rental, four on weekends.)
Make a swanky statement of superiority when you show up at your evil stepmother's Christmas dinner in a limousine with a posse of aides. Show your visiting pals around without dropping cash left and right on multiple cab fares while you try out bars and yarn-supply stores. Or use your Groupons to give to your kid when prom season rolls around. Travel as if you were Mason Andrews.
Great Moments in Thanksgiving History
To celebrate this day of giving thanks, let’s take a moment to remember these great moments in Thanksgiving history:
1621, Plymouth Plantation: Unlike today’s traditional Thanksgiving turkey, the menu at the first Thanksgiving consisted of local affordables (mashed bees, pickled apples, and “water.”)
1891, Washington, DC: After the traditional pardoning of a Thanksgiving turkey, President Benjamin Harrison makes the turkey his Secretary of Commerce.
1998, Omaha, Nebraska: Thanksgiving is ruined for one Richie Harrington when his father’s slip of the tongue reveals that his current family is not dad’s first, or favorite.
2019: A brief respite from the howling winds and constant lightning allows the residents of a place once called America to reflect.
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