Booking your body double a beautifying treatment at a tranquil day spa creates a soundproof alibi for days spent stealing office supplies from the Canadian Forces. Make your stand-in stand out with today’s Groupon: for $55, you get a two-visit spa package at Artistic Esthetic Spa (a $195 value).

Artistic Esthetic Spa remains one of London's largest privately owned and operated day spas, enveloping spa-goers in a calming atmosphere and funky, nature-inspired decor. At their initial visit, patrons relax with an Express-O manicure, during which skilled manicurists shape nails, push back cuticles, and apply a hydrating treatment cream before coating the customer's fingers in a choice of polish. Skilled staff members coddle hands with a citrus scrub and warm paraffin treatment, dance digits over lower limbs during a relaxing foot and lower leg massage, and bathe toes in an aromatherapy foot bath. During the second spa outing, visitors learn body-bolstering tips during a personalized body-care consultation and then treat their backs to an exfoliating ultimate sweet and sea salt polish and a therapeutic hot oil treatment. Finally, tense arms relax during a massage with essential oils, and spa visitors leave with a complementary skincare sample. Throughout each spa visit, patrons can nibble fresh fruit and remove outdated skin wallpaper with the steam from a detoxifying herbal tea.

Customers can also opt to return for a third visit to makeover their heads and last year's jack-o'-lanterns with a half-off core facial for $47.50 (usually $95). A $25 pedicure augments the first visit (usually $59) and can include french polish for an extra $7, and a $20 30-minute massage (usually $40) soothes muscles during the second visit, and 20% off all waxing services expunges unwanted hair follicles. Upgrades may be purchased separately.