Palm reading provides vague answers about where a man is going, but the art of foot reading conjures undeniable proof that he just walked through wet cement. Treat feet to a healthy future with today's Groupon: at Artistic Nail & Spa. Choose between the following options:

• For $22, you get a spa manicure, spa pedicure, and a complimentary beverage (a $45 value).
• For $40, you get a gelac manicure, royal pedicure, and a complimentary beverage (an $80 value).

Artistic Nail & Spa's experienced nail neateners beautify appendage ends with a soothing mani-pedi. The talented staff encases fleshy stuff grabbers in warm manicure mitts to tidy up nails, knuckles, palms, and toe-fingers. A massage loosens fists frozen by rock-paper-scissors tournaments back into hands, and a splash of color disguises naturally see-through fingertips. During the pedicure, aestheticians repair damaged toenails, remove sock-crowding hangnails, and coat claws in a new hue. Feet are rewarded for a lifetime of walking with an exfoliation treatment and a 10-minute massage. A complimentary beverage, such as a glass of Perrier, ensures clients’ tongues don’t permanently dry out during the relaxing treatments.

Alternatively, patrons can opt for the gelac manicure and royal pedicure package. Finger tips receive all the pampering luxuries included in the spa manicure, plus a coat of gelac's sleek, no-chip polish. The royal pedicure includes a callous treatment to banish rough edges, a cleansing exfoliation, and a soothing cooling gel to calm boisterous skin cells. Feet are then lavished with a foot mask and a softening paraffin-wax treatment, topped off with a 15-minute massage that will relax patron's muscles more effectively than a horse tranquilizer.