A beautiful face acts as an impermeable container that keeps inner beauty from escaping, just as a Hot Pocket's flaky outer crust acts as a vessel that makes its molten innards edible while skateboarding. Heat up your inner glow with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a one-hour essential nourishing facial at Artistic Plastic Surgery Center in Tacoma (a $90 value).

The licensed aestheticians of Artistic Plastic Surgery Center apply face-preserving techniques to ward off dehydrated skin and Father Time’s wrinkly wrath. During the one-hour essential nourishing facial, a certified skinsmith harnesses the healing properties of botanical Epionce tonics and salves to deeply cleanse skin, exfoliate away expired cells, and irrigate arid epidermal real estate. A steam application and extraction—if necessary—rids pores of dirt, blemish-causing bacteria, and burrowing gummi bears. The soothing treatment also mollycoddles guests with a hand pampering, as well as a face and décolleté massage to coax stress from overworked smile factories. Ideal for dehydrated, sensitive skin types, the essential nourishing facial leaves faces glowing as bright as a child prodigy inside of a light bulb.