What You'll Get
Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Enlist the help of a professional with today's Groupon: for $12, you get $25 worth of waxing services at Ascend Day Spa, located in Savvy Salon.
Ascend's owner has more than two decades of experience relieving patrons of unwelcome hair. There is no follicle too wispy or fuzz too peachy to avoid the professional wax maidens at Ascend, whose pre-day huddles end with the chant, "If it has hair, it can be made bare." The careful and pleasant purveyors of slickness will use their years of experience and connection with the dark side to target overgrowth sprouts and diligently bid them adieu. Each follicle will loosen its viselike grip of your skin, making it easier to pull each strand from its nest. Target facial follicles with upper-lip ($25) or eyebrow ($25) waxing services, or attack body fuzz and swimsuit borders with a bikini wax ($55). Surface area smoothed by waxing also stays slick and stubble free longer than shaved skin, lessening the chances of attracting a follicular Lorax.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 15, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Non-transferable. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.