Despite their destructive cinematic depictions, most lasers are content with assisting slideshow presentations and translating DVDs for people who don’t speak fluent binary. Embrace the altruistic portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with today’s Groupon to Ashkins Laser Center. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a small area (up to a $297.90 value).
- For $199, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a medium area (up to an $432 value).
- For $299, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for a large area (up to a $738 value).
- For $499, you get three laser hair-removal treatments for an extralarge area (up to a $1,485 value).
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The trained technicians at Ashkins Laser Center banish unsightly tufts of hair with a Lumenis LightSheer laser system, which treats an array of skin types and hair colors. Before the laser hair-removal treatment—which lasts 15–120 minutes, depending on the area—a technician will meet with prospective patients to discuss their medical history over a quick game of foosball, then begin assailing the offending strands with controlled pulses of energy that zap away the locks’ roots. The device’s signature ChillTip technology minimizes discomfort, soothing epidermal layers with a combination of contact cooling and French lullabies while the technicians sculpt follicle-free opera. Patients typically achieve their desired results in as few as three or four treatments over a four- to eight-week period, although some visitors require as many as eight sessions.