What You'll Get
No one would bother decorating a spaceship, since fine drapery would wiggle and couches would sail away. But if an astronaut suddenly found out he wasn't actually in space, but simply piloting an old pushcart through an abandoned subway tunnel, he'd embellish his cart with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $100 worth of furniture at Ashley Furniture HomeStore.
An affordable and monumental selection of sofas, beds, desks, and sarcophagi mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. Sydney accent chairs ($199.99) command shoppers’ attention with woody legwork, while minimalistic Cubit ottoman sets ($99.99) do captivating belly dances to bedazzle bored sultans. Matrix accent chairs ($219.99), couches, and barstools anticipate increasing the comfort of various human inactivities.
Ashley Furniture's furniture is crafted by a team of expert designers, who start by testing raw materials' durability and basic arithmetic skills before building them into classy furniture that complements any decorating style. Many tables and chairs are built with recycled, engineered wood, which reduces landfill waste and slows deforestation. Ashley Furniture has its own fleet of semi-trucks and fighter planes to transport its furniture, so comfortable couches and slick dining-room tables are never damaged and always fresh-smelling. Plus, HomeStores are locally owned and operated; staffers are friendly locals who know which couch won't fit between the pillars of the Tennessee State Capitol building.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 21, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Valid for furniture only. Not valid for accessories. In-store purchases only. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.