What You'll Get
No one would bother decorating a spaceship, since fine drapery would wiggle and sofas would sail away. But if an astronaut suddenly found out he wasn't actually in space, but simply piloting an old pushcart through an abandoned subway tunnel, he'd embellish his cart with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $150 worth of furniture at Ashley Furniture HomeStore in Birmingham and Fultondale.
An affordable and monumental selection of sofas, beds, desks, and sarcophagi mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. Sydney accent chairs command shoppers’ attention with woody legwork, while minimalistic Cubit ottoman sets do captivating belly dances to bedazzle bored sultans. Matrix accent chairs, sofas such as the Victory chocolate sectional ($699), and beds including the Keytown panel bed ($499 queen) anticipate increasing the comfort of various human inactivities.
Ashley Furniture's furniture is crafted by a team of expert designers, who start by testing raw materials' durability and basic arithmetic skills before building them into classy furniture that complements any decorating style. Many tables and chairs are built with recycled, engineered wood, which reduces landfill waste and slows deforestation. Ashley Furniture has its own fleet of semi-trucks and fighter planes to transport its furniture, so comfortable sofas and slick dining-room tables are never damaged and always fresh-smelling. Plus, HomeStores are locally owned and operated; staffers are friendly locals who know which sofa won't fit between the pillars of the Alabama State Capitol building.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1/household, may buy 2 add'l as gifts. Not valid for sale or clearance items. Not valid for floor samples. Delivery charges not included. No financing. Not valid w/ other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.