What You'll Get
No one would bother decorating a spaceship, since fine drapery would wiggle and couches would sail away. But if an astronaut suddenly found out he wasn't actually in space, but simply piloting an old pushcart through an abandoned subway tunnel, he'd embellish his cart with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $100 worth of furniture at Ashley Furniture HomeStore's Asheville and Arden locations.
An affordable and monumental selection of sofas, beds, desks, and sarcophagi mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. Almira lamps ($100) grant three lighting-related wishes while Croften dining room chairs ($100), couches, and barstools anticipate increasing the comfort of various human inactivities.
Ashley Furniture's furniture is crafted by a team of expert designers, who start by testing raw materials' durability and basic arithmetic skills before building them into classy furniture that complements any decorating style. Many tables and chairs are built with recycled, engineered wood, which reduces landfill waste and slows deforestation. Ashley Furniture has its own fleet of semi-trucks and fighter planes to transport its furniture, so comfortable couches and slick dining-room tables are never damaged and always fresh-smelling. Plus, HomeStores are locally owned and operated; staffers are friendly locals who know which couch won't fit on Thomas Wolfe's old front porch.
About Ashley Furniture HomeStore
Inside Ashley Furniture HomeStore’s sprawling warehouses and showrooms, friendly staffers stock plush beds, sturdy end tables, and stylish home accessories. Expert designers craft these dwelling fillers, testing raw materials' durability and basic arithmetic skills before transforming them into classy furniture items that mesh with any decorating style. They build many tables and chairs to meet eco-friendly business standards, using recycled engineered wood to reduce landfill waste and slow down deforestation. Ashley also stocks nonwood items, including a selection of state-of-the-art body-cushioning mattresses from brands such as Sealy and Simmons.
For an additional charge, Ashley Furniture HomeStore transports its furniture using its own fleet of semi trucks and fighter planes, which ensure that comfortable couches and slick dining-room tables are never damaged and always fresh smelling. Each location is locally owned and operated, meaning staffers are friendly residents who know which couches best complement regional design trends and indoor weather patterns.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.