What You'll Get
No one would bother decorating a spaceship, since fine drapery would wiggle and sofas would sail away. But if an astronaut suddenly found out he wasn't actually in space, but simply piloting an old pushcart through an abandoned subway tunnel, he'd embellish his cart with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $100 worth of furniture at Ashley Furniture HomeStore of Dallas Fort Worth.
An affordable and monumental selection of sofas, beds, desks, and sarcophagi mingle good-naturedly in Ashley Furniture’s wondrous warehouse. A Conrad backless barstool ($48) commands shoppers’ attention with its sleek, contemporary design, and Kira furnishings provide stylish sites for storage, studying, or snoozing. A Bulkman pub table with four chairs ($399), sofas, and barstools anticipate increasing the comfort of various human inactivities.
Ashley Furniture's furniture is crafted by a team of expert designers, who start by testing raw materials' durability and basic arithmetic skills before building them into classy furniture that complements any decorating style. Many tables and chairs are built with recycled, engineered wood, which reduces landfill waste and slows deforestation. Ashley Furniture has its own fleet of semi-trucks and fighter planes to transport its furniture, so comfortable sofas and slick dining-room tables are never damaged and always fresh-smelling. Plus, HomeStores staffers are friendly locals who know which sofa won't fit between the pillars of the Texas State Capitol building.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 1, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household. Not valid until 10/30. In-store only. Valid only at listed locations. Not valid for Stearns and Foster or Sealy Spring-Free mattresses, sale items, accessories, or floor samples. Not valid with other offers. Delivery not incl Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.