Getting a massage can warm the body while melting away the stressors of everyday life, much like taking a bath in a tub of warm beer. Shoo away your worries with today’s Groupon to Ashley Lynn’s Massage, valid at locations on North Seventy-Eighth Street and West Center Road in Omaha. Choose from the following options:
- For $34, you get one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $68 value).
- For $65, you get two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $136 value).
- For $94, you get three 60-minute Swedish massages (a $188 value).
The licensed therapists at Ashley Lynn’s work out kinks through custom Swedish massages and an extensive knowledge of the human body. Via careful kneading and bafflingly circular motions, staffers target toxins and areas of chronic pain for swift elimination, allowing clients to request desired amounts of pressure to alter their experience. Stressors fade away at the hands of the therapist, who skillfully erases tension, improves circulation, awakens the lymphatic system, and melts muscles like beeswax.