What You'll Get
Going to the gym is a safe way to work out, unlike doing streetlight pull-ups or fighting public-disturbance charges. Lift lawfully with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a fitness package at Aspen Athletic Club's three locations in Omaha and Papillion (a $238.99 total value). The package includes:
- An enrollment fee (a $149 value)
- One month of Elite membership (a $29.99 value)
- One personal-training session (a $60 value)
Aspen Athletic Club furnishes workers out with weight and resistance machines for bulking up and a spin room for burning calories and raising heart rates. Group classes at the Aksarben and Shadow Lake locations let pupils choose from five different exercise types, from choreographed cardio sessions to yoga classes that challenge both the body and the mind. The Turbo Kick class sets kickboxing techniques to up-tempo music, and students of The Tone Zone session build muscle using dumbbells, stability balls, and disobedient wolfhounds tied to their arms. Class schedules run from morning to night, Monday–Saturday, allowing students to fit workouts into busy schedules. During the 50-minute personal-training session, members meet with trainers in order to fashion fitness plans customized to meet individual goals and the state's stringent requirements for collecting lotto winnings. After working out, exercisers retire to stress-melting steam baths before changing in pristine locker rooms.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 22, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Must activate by 3/22/12, membership and personal training session expires 1 month from activation date. Must be 12 or older; under 19 requires guardian consent. Must sign waiver. New members only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.