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What You'll Get
Light comes in many forms—be it beautiful, like a rainbow, practical, like a laser, or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness the beautifying power of light with today's Groupon: for $999, you get six Zerona laser treatments at Aspen Body Sculpting & Wellness Center, valid at two locations in Norman and Stillwater (a $2,400 value).
Led by Dr. Jeff Lester, the laser-wielding technicians at Aspen Body Sculpting & Wellness Center harness the power of FDA-approved Zerona cold-laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it glides low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, and thighs, emulsifying adipose tissue so that fat can sneak its way out of the body under cover of darkness. The disintegrated lipid deposits can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of water-slides. The noninvasive treatment does not require any recovery time.
Technicians perform the six treatment sessions within 72 hours of one another over the span of two weeks. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate by 4/12/12, treatments expire 2 weeks from activation date. Must be 18 or older or be accompanied by guardian. Valid only for areas beneath breast to mid-thigh. Must use all treatments on same area. Consultation required, non-candidates will be refunded. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.