Since cheetah-shoes don't yet exist and a tree stump with a saddle on it is hopelessly immobile, dirt bikes remain the best way to quickly traverse off-road terrain. Get around in two-wheeled fashion with today's Groupon: for $90, you get a group dirt-biking class from Aspen Dirtbike School in Old Snowmass (a $180 value). Today's Groupon is valid August 15, 2011–October 31, 2011 and April 1, 2012–May 31, 2012.
Aspen Dirtbike School’s experienced instructors take white-knuckled riders aged 6–60 speeding through scenic Roaring Fork Valley during 2.5–3 hour group lessons. Fledgling speed junkies can enlist in a beginner session to learn basic techniques, essential skills, and gratuitous Mad Max trivia from a professional trainer in the comfort of Aspen Dirtbike School's private training track. Intermediate and expert sessions invite more experienced riders to work on their speed and maneuverability in a skills class at the training center, featuring a day of adrenaline-inducing accelerator squeezing amid dirt trails nestled in the shadows of nearby mountains. Aspen Dirtbike School offers all equipment and rental bikes for an additional fee to students, who can take a moment after their lesson to exchange tearful parting words with their faithful chrome steed.
3559 Lower River Rd.
Snowmass, Colorado 81654