What You'll Get
For centuries mankind has envied pizza dough and wondered how we too could be kneaded to relaxed, savory states without paying for the luxury of being escorted via wooden paddle to a Sicilian brick oven. Eliminate pizza envy with today’s Groupon to Aspen Health & Healing Center in Oak Ridge, where a sure-handed convoy of licensed practitioners work independently to cleanse and soothe spirit sacks with a variety of therapies and wellness-boosting events. Choose between the following options:
- $30 for one 30-minute massage of your choice plus one 30-minute infrared sauna session ($60 value)
- $30 for two 30-minute infrared sauna sessions ($60 value)
Aspen's massage maestros listen carefully to their clients' needs, as well as to ambient folk cassettes, before choreographing relaxing, tension-freeing pressure dances to best accompany each person's muscle chorus. Sessions in the Far Infrared Sauna aid in pain relief, burn calories, detoxify pores, and are proven to lower blood pressure.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Valid for option purchased only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation notice or Groupon is forfeited. Towel for sauna session not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.