Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Parade your deserved jaw fillers with today's Groupon: for $89, you get an in-house Opalescence Boost whitening at Aspire Dental (a $299 value). Neil Hasty, DDS and his staff spruce up Tulsa smiles with a toothsome array of oral-upkeep services. The Opalescence Boost whitening treatment uses a chemically activated gel to brighten teeth in about an hour without the use of ultraviolet rays or having to hand paint incisors with whiteout. The whitening gel contains enamel-strengthening potassium nitrate and fluoride that can help decrease teeth sensitivity brought on by eating habits or excessive icicle licking. All bicuspid brighteners should call ahead for an appointment.
Though Aspire Dental has yet to receive many online reviews, three Yahoo! Locals give the practice a five-star average:
Tulsa native Dr. Neil Hasty and the staff of Aspire Dental keep smiles beaming with an arsenal of mouth-maintenance services. Cosmetic procedures such as veneers and in-office Opalescence whitening help chompers earn their SAG cards, and meticulous yet gentle hygiene appointments keep cuisine crushers structurally sound. Dr. Hasty has also toted his toolbox of teeth-tending skills to rural Guatemala and Peru in the course of his mission work and never-ending search for sugar-free wallpaper.