If you don't whiten your teeth, and you do yawn, a bird may mistake your mouth for a good spot to build a nest. Keep your mouth from becoming a bird hatchery with today's Groupon: for $119, you get a Zoom teeth-whitening treatment at Associated Dentists, LTD, valid at the Roseville or St. Paul locations (a $395 value).
Associated Dentists, LTD's skilled team of dentists and hygienists have been nursing mouths back to health with general, orthodontic, and cosmetic services for more than 30 years. During 90-minute Zoom treatments, hygienists carefully coat each molar, incisor, and wooly-mammoth tusk with the Zoom formula. Then, a specially designed Philips LED spotlight floods smiles and activates the formula, which clears coffee and wine stains from each fang's façade. Immediately after the treatment, guests flash smiles that shine as brightly as a frightened ghost.