While a horse's teeth tell a trained eye everything about the animal, a human's teeth refuse to tell dentists anything without a lawyer present. Get to the root of the matter with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a dental cleaning (an $87 value), x-rays (a $60 value), an exam (a $76 value), and a whitening treatment (a $199 value) at Associates in Dentistry in Washington (a $422 total value).
Associates in Dentistry's smile curators scour for stains and galvanize gums with a combination of hands-on and technology-aided treatments. Relax in a reclining exam chair for a full dental cleaning as a trained hygienist whisks away plaque and tartar. A digital x-ray feeds data into a computer to carefully chart out jaw structure in a process that produces up to 90% less radiation than standard x-ray machines.
Afterward, an experienced dental doctor thoroughly examines your teeth and gums for proper alignment, a clean bill of health, and extraterrestrial radio transmitters. Before departing the office, a specialist also takes molds of teeth to create a set of whitening trays, customized specifically for a snug and safe fit. Patients return to the office in a few days to pick up their trays and a tube of gel, enabling them to continuously brighten smiles in the comfort of their home or during the discomfort of presidential debates. Free consultations on treatments such as Invisalign, Botox, and Juviderm are also available.