A squadron of descending eight-bit aliens requires ample living quarters, lest they become agitated and start dropping bombs all over the place. Stow away excess clutter to accommodate space invaders with today's deal: for $30, you get $100 worth of storage and storage supplies at Assured Self Storage. Your Groupon is redeemable at any of Assured Self Storage's 20 Dallas-area locations.
Assured Self Storage has anything and everything necessary to safely store supplies for the short or long term. Most facilities boast climate-controlled storage spaces within larger fenced-in facilities, complete with key-coded gates, surveillance cameras, crocodile moats, and door alarms to protect your goods from vengeful ex-roommates and hopelessly lost apartment dwellers. The individual storage rooms, like summer romances, are available in month-to-month leases and range from the closet-sized 5'x5' unit ($34) to the expansive 10'x30' space ($189), which rivals a two-car garage in roominess and number of power tools.
Most of the storage facilities are open seven days a week from 6 a.m. to 9 p.m. and feature friendly managers who live on-site. Also available is merchandise-protecting merchandise, such as mattress covers ($4–$5), boxes ($1.50+), and bubble wrap ($25), that will help keep your belongings fresh and safe for later consumption. This Groupon cannot be used solely for supplies, as supplies are only available to space renters.
New space rentals require a one-time $15 administrative fee and a $10 high-security lock.