What You'll Get
Even the most unrepentant nudist will keep a few pieces of modest finery on hand for the occasional bar mitzvah or traffic court date. Today's Groupon spruces up dishabille gentlefolk with formal threads: for $600, you get a complete suit package—one custom cashmere and wool blend suit (an $850 value), two custom shirts (a $270 value), and two neckties (a $170 value) from Astor & Black Custom Clothiers. Today's deal is valid for both men and women's suits and shirts. The professional clothiers will come to your home or office to gather measurements and ensure each suit is designed exactly to your preferences.
The professional body bedeckers at Astor & Black Custom Clothiers hand-make customized garments with luxurious fabrics and meticulous handiwork. Astor & Black clients include Portland Trailblazers center Greg Oden, Indianapolis Colts wide receiver Anthony Gonzalez, and ESPN correspondent Justin Gimelstob, to name just a few. The stunning suits feature 100% natural horn buttons, hand-picked stitching on all seams, in-jacket sweat shields, silk linings, and complex ciphers from British secret service agents. All shirts and ties are created by hand according to exact customer specifications and personal taste. Each shirt is customizable with 47 styles of monogramming, 25 collar styles, 11 cuff options, 13 shirt-pocket modes, and a partridge greedily devouring a pear tree. Only the finest Egyptian, Sea Island, Italian, and Swiss cottons are used in shirt construction.
Astor & Black treats each client as if he or she were part of an endangered species and the last egg-bearing client remaining in North America, resulting in oddly dedicated but unquestionably excellent service. Incredible attention is paid to every detail and everything is produced with only the finest materials For an additional charge, Groupon holders can upgrade to a tuxedo or higher-end fabrics. Astor & Black only works with clients by private appointment, so each purchase comes with personal attention.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 15, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Not valid toward sale items. No returns on custom suits and shirts. Not valid for existing orders. May apply towards upgrade. Valid for both men and women's suits and shirts. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.