Though steel teeth may be less likely to develop cavities, they make airport-security lines and magnet eating nearly impossible to enjoy. Nurture the grill you were given with today’s Groupon to Astoria Dental Group. Choose between the following options:

• For $49, you get a dental-exam package (a $470 total value) that includes:
• Exam (a $150 value)
• Cleaning (a $120 value)
• X-rays (a $150 value)
• Cosmetic consultation (a $50 value)<p>
• For $119, you get a Zoom! whitening treatment (a $550 value).<p>
• For $149, you get a dental-services package (a $1,020 total value) that includes:
• Exam (a $150 value)
• Cleaning (a $120 value)
• X-rays (a $150 value)
• Cosmetic consultation (a $50 value)
• Zoom! whitening treatment (a $550 value)<p>

Featured in Vogue magazine’s Best of the Tri-State Area in 2002, Dr. Clifford Degel and his wife Dr. Carmen Every-Degel at Astoria Dental Group maintain chompers using progressive technology, such as tomograph x-ray machines and Diagnodent. During the exam, the doctor delves into facial caverns in search of cavities, gum disease, and offensive hieroglyphics. A hygienist then bathes teeth and flosses between them to slough off plaque. X-rays expose the mouth’s hidden goings on, such as tooth decay and missing chew toys, and creates a dental record to track the progress of treatments.

Patients looking to sport flashier mouth chiclets can supplement their visitation with a Zoom! whitening treatment. During the treatment, a special light-activated gel—when exposed to an LED light—flexes its oxygen molecules to heft out stains caused from coffee, tobacco, and glow sticks mistaken for popsicles.