A good body is flexible and relaxed, while a great body is plated in 24-karat gold and emits champagne every time it sneezes. Make your body sing songs of joy with today's Groupon: for $99, you get four 60-minute private Pilates reformer sessions and four sauna uses at Asula Wellness (a $280 value).

In an elegant, tranquil studio, Asula Wellness helps build better bodies through an array of therapeutic and feel-good services. All four Pilates sessions (a $200 value), each lasting 60 minutes, are performed with the Pilates Reformer device, an agent of resistance equipment that helps build balance, strength, and flexibility without making joints beg for mercy.

A member of Asula's experienced staff guides budding body constructionists through the custom process, which is designed to improve stability, strength, and core muscles as well as sculpt the body into a customer’s desired form, be it a schooner or a street sign.

With four 60-minute sessions in Asula's sauna, toxin-infiltrated bags of bone and muscle rid themselves of the malevolent creatures, allowing muscles, joints, and their owners to relax (an $80 value). Warm, soothing steam envelops weary spa-goers in the semiprivate sauna, which houses no more than two perspirers at a time. After ridding the body of excess fluids, replenish them by drinking directly from the nozzle of a private shower.