A good body is flexible and relaxed, and a great body is plated in 24-karat gold and emits champagne every time it sneezes. Help your body be the best it can be with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a one-hour chiropractic treatment and a one-hour sauna session at Asula Wellness (a $105 value).

In an elegant, tranquil studio, Asula Wellness' anatomic experts help build better bodies through an array of chiropractic and therapeutic services. During a one-hour chiropractic treatment, well-trained aligners will perform a physical exam to pinpoint problematic body areas and hidden-treasure-map tattoos, before utilizing massage therapy, adjustments, stretches, and exercises to help rid the body of pain. Each customized treatment aims to relieve aches associated with common ailments such as headaches, malfunctioning joints, and osteoarthritis.

With a one-hour session in Asula Wellness' sauna, toxin-infiltrated bags of bone and muscle rid themselves of the malevolent creatures, allowing muscles, joints, and their owners to relax. Warm, soothing steam envelops the weary in the semiprivate sauna, which houses no more than two perspirers at a time. After ridding the body of excess fluids, replenish them by drinking directly from the nozzle of a private shower.