Ghosts roam the earth to complete unfinished tasks, such as making peace with a loved one or picking up the dry cleaning. Witness the errands of the undead with today's Groupon: for $17, you get a VIP fast pass to the The Asylum Haunted House and the Zombieland Haunted House (a $30 value).
The Asylum Haunted House's fright-inducing attractions earned a spot as one of Hauntworld Magazine's top 13 haunted houses in America. With the VIP fast pass, visitors bypass the fear-mongers' general admission waiting areas and get right into the VIP line on the way to pulse-pounding action. Steely nerved guests explore mausoleums, dungeons, and ghost towns before sinking teeth into the spooky 13th donut of a baker's dozen. After emerging safely from the coterie of ghouls, thrill-seekers can get a second fix by traversing the Zombieland Haunted House, where undead residents welcome visitors with brain-hungry moans and brainy factoids about nuclear physics.