What You'll Get
Similar to past tenses, tense backs are related to things that happened a while ago and are incomprehensible to most 5-year-olds. Brush up on the basics of back bliss with today's Groupon: for $37, you get a 90-minute full-body massage (a $75 value) from At My Fingertips, in New Castle, Pennsylvania.
Therapist Michelle Hanna, trained in several types of massage, employs her dexterous digits to melt stiff muscles into body butter with soothing services. After conferring with human-putty projects to decide which techniques will benefit them the most, Hanna palms specific pressure points and tends to backs, arms, legs, feet, hands, heads, necks, and shoulders. Guests may request a soundtrack of soft music, allowing them to relax to the sonic whispers of smooth jazz, earth sounds, or Swedish death metal as anatomical dough gets painstakingly kneaded. Each mitigatory molding may relieve stress, improve circulation, increase joint flexibility, and potentially even help reduce blood pressure in weary Igors or Quasimodos.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 4, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. Valid only for service listed. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.