If not for healthy backbones, the spinal cord's nerves would fray and cross, causing signals such as "pick up your foot" to transform into "bite your boss." Prevent workplace embarrassments with today's Groupon: for $39, you get a chiropractic package at Atlantic Grove Chiropractic & Rehabilitation (up to a $445 total value), which includes:

• Initial exam (a $250 value)
• Spinal adjustment (a $35 value)
• Limb adjustment (a $40 value)
• 15-minute therapeutic rehabilitation exercise (a $30 value)
60-minute massage (up to a $90 value)

Dr. Hessam Khatami and his friendly staff specialize in noninvasive chiropractic treatments and massage therapies to address a vast array of spinal and muscular ailments. Specializing in active-release technique, staff members apply tissue manipulation to help alleviate pain caused by repetitive strain, sports injuries, or carrying your car home from the mechanic. The visitation begins with a consultation and thorough exam, in which the team explores the spinal column and any specific problem areas to deduct the source of the discomfort. After challenging each vertebra to a game of limbo, the doctor then applies precision pressures to corral misbehaving discs with a spinal adjustment and works out far-flung kinks in the joints with a limb adjustment. Fifteen minutes of rehabilitation exercises guide patients through an individualized therapeutic routine, complete with a take-home handout for at-home perusal.

A 60-minute massage concludes the visitation, during which the dexterous fingers of a certified massage therapist lure patients into a relaxed state before delving into soft tissue to work out stress pockets and knead tension tortillas. The trained muscle-mender can draw from several specialized techniques to facilitate targeted muscle relaxation and pain relief, including deep-tissue, craniosacral, and post-injury modalities.